Hunior Mints (SP)

In Spanish they pronounce their "J's" as an "H" hence the name HUNIOR MINTS.

Omg! *spanish accent* These Hunior Mints (SP) are spec-fuckin-tacular!


Jesus = Hesus, Jump = Hump, Juice = Huice (hoou-ice), Janitor = Hanitor, Jello = Hello

by Demongurl August 23, 2008

two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018

thin mints

Another word for dollar bills

Dazza: "Yo check out these thin mints i found on the ground"
Some rando: "Bro those are my thin mints ya spastic"

by some punk bitch March 21, 2021

junior mints

the greatest way for teamwork to happen...sharing junior mints (in the movies)

lets get some junior mints!
want a junior mint? ::puts two in mouth, kisses:: there ya go

by teh kt December 19, 2004

Breast mints

I think they're called breast mints

Recite
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.

Well done

Bob: Here are the Breast Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Bill: Ok
Bob: You're fired your mouth stinks like your mother
Bill: How you know what my mommy taste like
Bob: I am having an affair with her
Bill: Ok

by AnonymousGayLord1234 July 2, 2021

box of thin mints

goat falling over on 4am at midnigh tgoat falling over on 4am at midnigh tgoat falling over on 4am at midnight goat falling over on 4am at midnight goat falling over on 4am at midnight goat falling over on 4am at midnight goat falling over on 4am at midnight goat falling over on 4am at midnight

gurl: wanna buy a box of thin mints?
big lips: sure ill have one:
gurl: what about 1 millionnn
big lips: no 2 million
gurl: heheheha
big lips: GRRRRR

by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

doo doo mints

What a person must have been eating to have the horrible breath that is detonating from their foul mouth.

Man, that Derrick must've been chomping on some doo doo mints before he came in here!

by HahahahaKPFCU December 1, 2007