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minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.
That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
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Minneapolis

A City of Somalians, delicious foods and good people, M-Polis is not boring place, but and good place 2 live.
Farah is Minneapolis
by Tomericson March 25, 2007
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Minneapolis

A very nondescript town in the state of Minnesota. Minneapolis isn't a city. It's an old, mostly run-down suburb of a tiny "downtown" area that's almost a parody of itself. Minneapolis is not on anyone's map outside of MN and that bothers the hell out of almost everyone that lives in Minneapolis. Minneapolis residents have a severe inferiority complex about their little town. They want so bad to be seen in the nation's eye as being on the level of LA, SF, NY, etc and refuse to accept that they live in flyover country. But that's all Minneapolis is. Flyover country.
Brad: Hey look honey, two gay guys are moving in next door. We SO live in a hip, vibrant city! Minneapolis rocks! It's just like NYC!

Tina: Yes dear, whatever you say.
(goes into the next room and gets on the phone with sister from Arizona)

Tina: Beth? Can I come live with you? Minneapolis sucks!

Beth: Tina? Why are you whispering?

Tina: Brad's on one of his "Minneapolis is such a city" kicks and I just can't take it anymore!
by YuckySpot October 1, 2013
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minneapolis

15th most dangerous city in the United States. Minneapolis is the county seat of Hennepin County, Minnesota. Minneapolis takes its name from minne, the Dakota word for water, and polis, the Greek word for city. This and the nickname "City of Lakes." The official population of the city is somewhere around 400,000 but if you count Minneapolis and St. Paul together it would be one of the biggest cities in the country. St. Paul is more residential but has a large asian population. Minneapolis has everything: asians, native africans, middle easterners, native americans, hispanics and of course african americans. if you visit i would advise you not to walk the North Side of town without a gun especially if you're white or you're bound to get your ass layed the fuck out by a thug slangin' that crack rock on the corner of washington and harlem. We ain't the 15th most dangrous city in the country fo' nothing nigga
i was walking home from the vikings game when i got caught in gang crossfire.
by nasir April 24, 2005
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Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to attract guys with her lower back/bottom. Originates from a misinterpretation of a thumbnail on Reddit: the thumbnail was showing the Minneapolis Skyline inside a photocamera lens. One person thought it was a girl's lower back tattoo.
> Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis skyline
- She's smoking hot!
by MS Reddit September 5, 2013
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minneapolis

A place where you can re-create yourself and make a better life. But watch out for the cops, they don't play! The laws are strict and they could care less, and there are a lot of pedophiles but they are primarily in the suburbs or St.paul where the Nazis live. The gangs are not as bad as people think, just stay out of their way and you won't get blasted foo! Too may Somalis and Ethiopians tho that have driving privileges. cars aren't camels!
Minneapolis got some fine ass women, but watch out for the foreigners, anyone can get a drivers license there! I love this city!
by malcolntent July 31, 2007
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minneapolished

Being from the Twin Cities, metro area - and having that contribute to why one is polished/taken care of/ well groomed etc.
Tom is minneapolished, and that is why his clothes are always primly pressed. Invented by WB
by @williamforrest__ June 11, 2018
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