Miami Heat Fan

People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.

note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.

JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
-or-
DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"

by Benedict A August 25, 2010

Nicki Minaj

Queen of rap 👑👑👑👑👑
Let's be real nobody can take her place.

Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap

by Heyyy_sherrie October 8, 2017

The Miami Flu

The flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. The term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the United States; Miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the "common cold" rarely occurs. Thus, any person with sniffles in Miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. One generally does not feel the symptoms often associated with a cold--such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal passage.

1984 in New York City:

Robert: -sniff sniff- God damn! I think I'm coming down the Miami flu!

Simon: Well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!

Robert: Hahah, I guess I deserve it then!

by Cocaine, Jane November 9, 2009

miami style

Rolling shirtless / open shirt to a party

Check out Ryan over there rocking miami style to this nice dinner.

Party in the city where the heat is on

by dancefloordale August 23, 2011

University of Miami

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.

"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"

by KK October 22, 2004

Minahil

Muslim girl name.

The most precious people out there. Her personality will make you burst big uwus.

Mrs, Minahil Ackerman is Jaan!

by Vampire granny April 30, 2021

nicki minaj

an absolute legend, icon, star, inspiration, and baddie!!

Cardi: i wish i could be like nicki minaj

Megan: yeah you do, ur nothing like her!!

by mentalella October 10, 2020