Milani moment

To get caught in a poorly researched lie by saying something chronologically impossible. The term originated in the defamation trial of Depp v Heard when Heard's counsel held up a cosmetic kit by Milani and claimed Heard used it to cover her bruises while she was married to Depp during 2015--2016. We learnt soon after that the cosmetic kit in question first became available in 2017.

Ellen Barkin had another Milani moment in the unsealed documents where she claims Depp gave her a Quaalude in 1994. The drug was, in fact, withdrawn from the market in 1983.

by j.j. bobasho August 5, 2022

Milkanize

1. When you jizz all over a girl and make her body look like just showered with milk

2. When a girl is showered with pure milk

Milkanize is a verb
Milkanization(process)/Milkanize (the action of doing it) is a noun

Milkanized is the adjective

Idioms
Have fun with milkanize : when a girl licks jizz of a guy on another girl.

Verb : Milkanize

Girl : are you ready to cum?
Boyfriend : yeah I am, hold on I am gonna milkanize you in a bit.

Milkanization

Milkanization is a process when a girl is getting showered by jizz

Milkanize

Just go and get a milkanize (pour jizz all over )

Milkanized

ah.! amy, the milkanized girl.! love her.

by Professor Addis Ababa June 8, 2017

milania

A very loud and chubby girl. A fierce fighter and never gives up. All ways wants it to be her own way and no one else's. Sometimes very nice, she is also cute.she is very funny and will make U laugh all day long

Hey bro what happened?
...........
She beat me like A milania

by Mcpb February 17, 2017

miliani

A girl who tells who you like then says she didn't do it. And she's the type of girl that tells secrets about you behind your back its the type of girl who always has to 1 up the other person. She didn't mean it but sure did

John: who told victoria i liked her??
Miliani: it wasnt me
John: your the only one i told

by momokkuyo22 July 3, 2014

milani

1. a male that identifies as a bisexual, but is clearly a homosexual.
2. derived from a blue nail polish worn by gay males that prefer to wear tight pants and engage in sexual intercourse with unattractive asian girls and promiscuous black men.
3. a gay male.

"did you see that milani that works down at the unicorn alley? he makes mad williams."

"dude, my boyfriend is totally hot but he won't have sex with me. you think he's a milani?"

"Milaaaaani???"

by venus indigo & saturn magenta April 7, 2008

Miliani

The kind of person that breaks up with someone, but then a week later asks all his friends for his snapchat, facebook, and instagram.

John: Miliani, I just don't think this is working out.

ONE WEEK LATER
__________________________________________
Miliani: Hey, Ben? Do you know John's Snapchat?

by My Daily Word October 15, 2017

Milani

Someone who steals young undeveloped girls underwear

'OMG you milanied that girl'

you fucking milani!'

by Samel April 23, 2008