Milwaukee Garden Hose 

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

Milwaukee Garden Hose by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

Milwaukee Flash Mob 

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.

For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.

Milwaukee Flash Mob by milwaukeemayhem August 7, 2011

Milwaukee's beast 

a brew popular among area teens for its low price and brand name qualities. also known as THE BEAST

kid 1: man is your older brother gonna get us some booze for after prom
kid 2: yeah what should we get
kid 1: i dunno, the beast. you have a beer bong?
kid 2: no i but we can make one.
kid 1: for sure. go with the beast.

Milwaukee's beast by edde April 22, 2005

Milwaukee pedicure

when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.

Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.

Milwaukee pedicure by M Hans September 25, 2006

Old Milwaukee Syndrome 

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"

John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."

Old Milwaukee Syndrome by olsongt October 21, 2009

milwaukee 

The name teenagers from Mequon, Shorewood, Brookfield and other suburbs will type into the Hometown field on their Facebook profile, instantly making them cooler. Slightly useful for Facebook pregaming once one is able to join his or her college network,

Often clarified by educational info—Menomonee Falls High School is self-evidently not in Milwaukee,

Hometown: Milwaukee, WI
Actually: Whitefish Bay, WI

Person from Michigan: Are you actually from Milwaukee?
Person from Wisconsin: Well, kind of, actually I'm from Racine.
Person from Michigan: Oh.

milwaukee by Summafest June 28, 2008

milwaukee muscle

A big, exposed beer gut.

I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes too small exposing his Milwaukee Muscle.

milwaukee muscle by Mikey S November 23, 2007