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the town with the least scummiest population and very, very small.
person 1: hey man do you live in bellingham?
person 2: f*** no! that town is full of meth heads i live in millis.

Patterson Mill High School 

land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.
New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.

Football Dude: I hate winning
Patterson Mill High School by MatCros September 13, 2019

Great Mills High School 

A small public high school on the east coast, known better as ghetto mills. Has a generally bad football team and a horrid boys soccer team. Still, they are far better than Leonardtown High School.
"Bet you can't wait to go to Great Mills next year, eh son?"
"Can I get a kevlar vest, dad?"

autrey mill middle school 

annoying ass 6th graders, fake depressed 7th graders, and druggie 8th graders.
i go to autrey mill middle school
how bad is ur nic addition

milliscrotum

Unit of measurement equal to 1/1000th the thickness of the scrotal sack.
Damn man that bullet missed my head by a milliscrotum.
milliscrotum by pseudomeasure September 25, 2010

Millis Massachusetts 

A miniature town, no a truck stop located on 109. Where every citizen is a pot head
Hey i'm moving to Millis Massachusetts
Where?
Millis Massachusetts by Backblast October 24, 2012