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Miked

Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012
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A non-profane way to tell someone to 'get fucked' or 'fuck off'
Whoever hit my car can GET MIKED!
by this-is-fine-69 May 12, 2021
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Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.
Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.
by Rat jizz April 27, 2017
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Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.
"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."
by Scootious March 13, 2016
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Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.
"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"
by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008
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Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
by phoyto March 28, 2009
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miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"
by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007
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