Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

Mifflin Streak

A bi-annual tradition at Penn State University where the Sunday night before finals begin students will streak down mifflin road (between south and pollock halls). One can expect about 1000 observers to turn out, but only about a dozen streakers. After the streakers run through the columns of people, they have to dodge police or face criminal charges.

The Mifflin Streak is as much of a tradition at Penn State as Homecoming or THON.

by PSUPhil December 15, 2006

Chocolate muffler

When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea

Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...

by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018

Mifflin

A block party at UW-Madison held at the end of the spring semester. An insane amount of beer is consumed on Mifflin, crazy amounts of people are there, hook-ups are common and usually the only way to remember it is through pictures.

Person 1
"I was soooo wasted this year at Mifflin"

Person 2
"How couldn't you be?"

by badger_badger_badger May 6, 2009

Muffler Dump

The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.

Brandon shoved his penis in his wife’s gassy ass so the muffler dump wouldn’t wake the children.

by Texas Chodehouse August 28, 2021

Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer

If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020

mufflestein

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

by UDFlyer September 11, 2007