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Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.
A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009
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Lose your muffins

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.
"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."
by silvermoons October 5, 2009
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Miffens

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.
Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!
by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010
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bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.
I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.
by fragglecock March 10, 2011
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lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.
by Paul January 22, 2005
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holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way
Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!
by Luke December 26, 2004
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Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.
It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.
by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010
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