the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.
Chad: "You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night"
Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"
Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"
Ryan: "Hell yeah"
Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"
Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"
Ryan: "Hell yeah"
by SteelShark398 November 29, 2011
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When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
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Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
by geoffstacks June 17, 2009
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Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
by eqsux January 20, 2015
Get the Midnight Muff mug.To mock a midwit using their own bad logic to make an ironic argument in a way they would, but also in a way where most of them will actually agree lest they expose themselves to the wolves that are the other stupider less-aware midwits.
This works so well, because a vast majority of midwits are on the less-aware end and generally care more about agreeing with something they already agree with especially if many other midwits already agree they all agree with it!
Dissenters to the midwits ideals are thus automatically labeled, "bad" for X emotional, fallacious, or nonsensical reasons. Legitimate refutations of takes or disagreements are labeled as "hit-pieces". Anecdotal experiences with a single person from another disagreeing group automatically means that person and anyone who agrees with them is also "bad", etc. The reason The Midwit Trap works so well is to disagree with your agreeing yet mocking take is to open themselves up to the same "out group bad" mentality they and the others they surround themselves with have. This is The Midwit Trap.
This works so well, because a vast majority of midwits are on the less-aware end and generally care more about agreeing with something they already agree with especially if many other midwits already agree they all agree with it!
Dissenters to the midwits ideals are thus automatically labeled, "bad" for X emotional, fallacious, or nonsensical reasons. Legitimate refutations of takes or disagreements are labeled as "hit-pieces". Anecdotal experiences with a single person from another disagreeing group automatically means that person and anyone who agrees with them is also "bad", etc. The reason The Midwit Trap works so well is to disagree with your agreeing yet mocking take is to open themselves up to the same "out group bad" mentality they and the others they surround themselves with have. This is The Midwit Trap.
An example of executing The Midwit Trap: Responding to a midwit online with "I agree." updoot and all, and then use the most openly blatantly stupid midwit logic they all would use to come to a conclusion that they would actually agree with. The trick here is the argument has to be so openly blatantly stupid/circular/hypocritical that even some of the midwits might notice. The trick here is it will never be the majority of the hivemind so any midwits who actually do notice and call you out, you can just turn around and throw them to the wolves that are the other 90% of midwits who were too dumb to get it. By doing this they will now be labeled as part of the out-group and therefore in the hivemind of the midwits, bad.
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Get the The Midwit Trap mug.Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
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