Microhit

The tiny hits you take when you get to the end of your joint and it's really harsh

"I gotta microhit this roach!"

by Glucosemolece April 24, 2021

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

Sun Microsystems

A company that withstood Microsoft trying to take over it and repeled with releasing a free open source based product , Star office.

Damm Microsoft for trying to take over Sun's security and network devision

by Anon April 13, 2004

Microbitch

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.

She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch

by Psychodiction April 10, 2016

microvisit

The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"

"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."

by mmia2 September 25, 2009

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

microflute

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

by mice March 21, 2005