Miata Lips

how a girl fashions her lips to look like a mans... to seduce bi-sexual Miata owners.

(Richard Simmons) Hey look; she's giving Bruce the Miata Lips.

by Mike Mercury December 15, 2007

Mazda Miata

A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.

I bought a Mazda Miata because that's all I could afford.

by xXxXchicken/beefXxXx June 14, 2014

mazda miata

A girl's car. Majority of the time fags buy this vehicle to make them look pretty, mostly stanced cause they have no power. They fit in the street cred category with Honda civics. A poor man's S2000.

"I drive a Lexus 350 what do you drive?","Drive a roadster.", "nice! What an s2k?!" "No a Mazda miata, mx5." "oh.."

by tuchsuya May 15, 2014

Mazda Miata

Many young car enthusiast's first car. It's a cheap sportscar from the 80s. Most buy the NA (1989-1997) only because it has pop-up headlights. The car has a weak af 1.6 Liter engine that makes not enough horsepower. It only has two seats and a trunk the size of a shot glass. Because it's so small, boomers automatically think that it's a death trap on wheels. In reality, the Mazda Miata is decently safe in all crash tests except for rollovers because it's a roadster.

"Is that a Lotus Elan?"
-"No, it's a Mazda Miata."
"Oh, so you're poor then?"

by bellcc April 13, 2020

Miata

MIATA👹👹

Isaac: Yo look its a miata
Ronald: MIATAAAAAA👹

by manwhaddahel0mira May 10, 2024

Miata

reference to a line in the movie "Go!".. in the movie they are flustered because they can't fit a body in the trunk of their Miata.. So when there are a bunch a randomized variables affecting how to get to achieve the simplest solution, just say to yourself, "It's a Miata" so that you distract your thought process with someone else's challenging situation so that your nonconscious can do the heavy lifting and pop in a solution..

It's a Miata!! or

...This Miata requires that we solve some of the smaller issues first so that we can figure out the optimal solution..

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Jizz of Miatas

A Jizz refers to a group of white miatas

Did you get passed by that jizz of Miatas? Yes, there must have been 5 of them!

by Ernie Ernu February 19, 2025