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metacho

metacho is a latin american term used to refer to fans of heavy metal music in countries like colombia and venezuela
there's so many metachos in here, there must be some metal show some place near
by rifleviejo January 23, 2009
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Metaphorical Condom

A person that protects you from certain situations.
Person 1:Omg thank you so much for penetrating that group of people for me!

Person 2: No problem best bud.

Person 1:lol i guess you're my metaphorical condom.
by CatnAna June 16, 2010
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metalhead

People of any race or background, who likes metal in general, there are many types of metal so characterizing metal is what true metal heads won't do, unless faced with a someone saying miley cirus is metal, which she is definitely not. metalheads can or can not wear a jacket, army boots with a band logo. many metalheads choose to wear something else and that does not make them non-metalheads. metalheads usually but dont always wear some black. anyone who is dedicated to metal is a metalhead. metalheads in some-way can relate to the song that they like, so your type of metal is based on who you are, or they may just like the tune, or whatever(just as long as they are dedicated). metalheads are not druggies or drunk mossers. they are actually generally intelligent, even though some may not. they may drink or do drugs but that is on a personal base not a general base of metalheads.
An example of a metal head is someone who is dedicated enough to go to a concert if they can actually make the distance. so just because you live on a island in the middle of the ocean and cant make it to a concert it does not make you a non-metalhead
by xxAaronxx May 20, 2008
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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016
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metaphorize

Verb. To make something into a metaphor in order to change something to make it more vague or poetry-like.
Dalia wrote a poem about her and her boyfriend, but she didn't want her English teacher to know what it was about. She metaphorized it into a poem about two hummingbirds.
by Tricia McMillan May 9, 2008
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Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.
by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013
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MetalHeart

1) Hot Costner and <3 times 1000.
2) Statement of absolute amore.
3) Procedure used in foreplay involving the rectal greasing of Texans using BBQ sauce.
1) My friend Rachael is totally MetalHeart
2) You know I love you, but I'm not sure if it's quite MetalHeart yet.
3) Mmmm. If you play your cards right, I may just put on my Stetson & let you MetalHeart me later...
by Superman Red April 11, 2005
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