Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

Merry Fuckthis

A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.

After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".

by Karen&KyleKoss December 25, 2020

Meriyah

Meriyah is the most caring person you can think of. She is hot af, if you catch her don't ever let her go. You will regret it your whole life. She truly is amazing, she is talented and rarely makes you mad.

Meriyah, the most perfect person in the whole universe.

by Someone who loves Meriyah October 30, 2015

Melvyn

A person who is tall, medium brown skin toned. Not too dark nor light. As well as having a reddish tent to his skin. Basically a red bone. Gorgeous smile and pearly white teeth. A person who is always happy and is the one who always has the jokes. He can make anyone laugh no matter what their mood is. Someone who is named "Melvyn" loves sports especially football or basketball. He will always be committed to his sport(s), God, and the team and will always be there for support . Just like he would be in a relationship . In his relationships he will always care,protect, listen, understand, and love his girl whole heartedly. He will make her laugh until happy tears come out of her eyes. She that is his girl, will never get mad at him no matter what. She will always see the good in him that out weighs the bad . Though sometimes he may joke around or play too much to the point where she's annoyed, she will never be annoyed for a length amount of time. Its all because of that smile and gorgeous brownish red eyes, because of those soft words he speak, she could never forget about him. He puts his all in relationships when he really loves someone and will never let anyone or thing stand in his way. Those who had ever laid eyes upon him will always remember him. Even if its a blur he'll still be there in their minds and they would make efforts everyday to do something like him that will trigger their minds back to the first day they saw Melvyn .

"Dang what's his name!??" "OMG girl i wish i had a Melvyn!" "I want a Melvyn eyes" "Melvyn stands out from the rest of the team!" "Ugh i hate her! She has a Melvyn and i don't!"

by AAAnonymousss November 3, 2013

Klavdij Mervič

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.

Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone

by Mervič March 9, 2020

Merry happy!

A joke holiday greeting. Used because of its cultural and religious neutrality.

Merry happy! I hope you have a fun Winter Solistice.

by bmcke December 27, 2009

Merry Cris

An amazing girl that you are lucky to have. She's a very talkative and cheerful person. Even if you’re mad at her she will still care about you. She is very loving and is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind, gentle, and friendly. She is strong and brave. She is focused more on achieving her dreams rather than becoming famous. She is competitive in terms of academics and sports. She is a very sensitive person. She doesn't like to cry in front of the people. She likes art and design, which make her have an interest in fashion things. She laughs may be weird but it is really cute. She is very wise and flexible. She always put others first. She's the kind of person who is very generous and helpful to the people who are needed help. She loves birds and fish. Dislike snakes. She loves doing things that can make others happy.She is sporty girl and a boyish.

Merry Cris is my faithful friend.

by Black_FireWolf October 13, 2020