an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
by Merpislife November 7, 2010

Ejaculation.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
Jake: "Merp"
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012

by mandy25marks December 12, 2012

X: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
what others hear
Me: merp merp merp merp merp
X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!
me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!
what others hear
Me: merp merp merp merp merp
X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!
me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!
by xiaou213409 November 21, 2013

by lillongo October 10, 2020

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation
by ur dad 84 69 July 3, 2012

by shhommeeoonnnee May 21, 2012
