Merkin

Literally, a pubic wig. But on Usenet and other Net forums, a derisive UK and Commonwealth term for an American, caricaturing the pronunciation of "American" in some US English dialects. Plural sometimes given as "Merkinz".

UK user: "'Zucchini'? You Merkins can't get anything right, it's 'courgettes'."

US user: "Well, if we weren't around, who could you Brits possibly feel superior to?"

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 18, 2008

merkin

yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.

Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"

by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008

merckin

it is a wig made of pubic hair if you didn't already know from ask swifty episode 4 on youtube.com WoOt

dude 1 :"my user name is merckin"
dude 2 : "whoaaaa dude that's a pubic hair wig GROSS!!!"

by do you know boxxy? April 19, 2009

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 30, 2006

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."

Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.

by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005