Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020

Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

Mercedes-Benz

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.

American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.

by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003

white mercedes

A kind of ecstasy that will fuck you up. It gets its name from the mercedes emblem on the front side of the pill.

Those white mercedes kicked my ass.

by B-Loc November 24, 2006

Mercedes-Benz Diesel

The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.

by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

mercedes

1. hot and expensive car
2. hot and expensive girl
3. hot and expensive girl in a hot and expensive car

that chicks 'mercedes'

by Elle and Tin September 1, 2008

Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013