Megelet

Best person ever existing I bet you did not know he will soon take over the world in a good way! MEGELET fans only! We stand megelet

Megelet: *Plays tower of hell*
Megelet: *dies and leaves*
Everyone: WE ARE TRUE MEGELET FANS!

by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

Megelonmaniac

This is the definition of a wealthy man whose rampant ego burns things to the ground for sport and vengeance.

The megelonmaniac messed with people’s jobs and company stock prices for the lolz.

by PunIsHerGame November 17, 2022

Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

Mengeled

Also known as getting Josef Mengeled. Getting "Mengeled" or "Josef Mengeled" is to get beyond shittered, as drunk as can be, leaving no survivors. No man left sober, everyone wasted.

Boys tonight we are getting right fucked up. No man left surviving, everyone is getting mengeled!

by Mahatma Goondi 2.0 October 17, 2013

Ms. Mendel

A hot teacher at Farmington High School with giant boobs.

Holy shit, did you see the shirt Ms. Mendel was wearing today? It makes her boobs look huge!!

by jsfarmtown October 30, 2010

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004

Meegel

A person so insane he will give a new meaning to the word fun. Often leaders to their peers they are known to be hard headed with a lot of heart. A Meegel ussually does amazing feats that most would never attempt, such as light themselves on fire, strip in an assortment of public places, and even look for the largest people in the world to fight. Meegels act as if they are the most intelligent people on the face of the earth however the arroagance that they may show to people do not affect the feelings everyone has for a Meegel because "Everybody loves Meegel". Meegel's may be the most entertaining people alive because they are always doing something wild.

1. "Did you hear what Meegel did last night"
2. "Yeah that's something Meegel would do"
3. "Meegel did it again"
4. "You would think Meegel would learn by now"
5. "Where the fuck is Meegel, i need a good laugh"
6. "Fuck you Meegel"
7. "AHHH!! Meegel get your penis away from me"
8. "What happened to you, you look like you went ten rounds with Meegel"
9. "Meegel must be on something"
10. "I can't believe Meegel got her"

by Meegel March 17, 2008