Mrs/Ms Mendoza

The kinda teacher to treat everyone like a retard or st because she is “supposedly smarter” than everybody. She also loses a crap ton of people’s homework and other class assignments. She is also extremely loud at times for very poor reasons. Also soon to retire

Mrs/Ms Mendoza“Dave I don’t have your paper”
Dave “Can I look through the ones that are graded?”
*1st paper on stack*
Boi 👋🏿

by Soakedinred November 26, 2018

Mendoza

Of relating to relating to men who have the potential to do it all from "a" to "z" and back to "a"

Men-does-z-a

Friend A: Hey did you hear about Rod he made it to the Olympics!

Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???

Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!

by I've met a Mendoza February 19, 2010

Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020

breiny mendoza

a really hairy girl on every body part

damn Chewbacca looks like breiny mendoza

by the cheeseburger September 24, 2020

Mendoza

To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.

He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.

by nrgray9 September 12, 2011

Pulling A Sarah Mendoza

‎"like"-ing every comment/wallpost/anything worthy of liking in your path.

Hayley Pascual: STOP PULLING A SARAH MENDOZA, STOOPS.

by Hayleys Friend(: October 27, 2011

Mendoza Line

The point at which a female's stomach protrudes further than her breasts.

"Did you see that chick? She was totally violating the Mendoza Line."

by Besus May 15, 2010