Munchies

When you get hungry after smoking weed. Usually people will eat a lot of junk food.

Two kids are getting stoned:
"...and ice cream, and a whole pizza just for me, and some chips, and a soda, and some chocolate...maybe some chinese food, gummy worms, lasagna, rice, ramen, chicken and a hamburger...oh yeah, i almost forgot i wanted some fries with that..."
"Damn...that's some serious munchies you have!"

by Miss 420 August 23, 2003

munchies

The feeling an avetard gets after taking a MF dab off that MF rig. This nigga will get so fucking hungry...and will eat anything he sees. These avetards have food stashes in their MF rooms for these specific situations after smoking.

Norman "Nick" ate all his sour patch kids after getting munchies the other night.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

the munchies

The urge to consume large amounts of snack foods brought on by inhalation of smoke from the combusting leaves of the cannabis plant.

After smoking a bowl of blueberry chronic, Mike had a serious case of the munchies. He ate two cheeseburgers, half a bag of doritos, some chocolate chip cookies, fun size snickers, microwaved nachos covered in mozzarella cheese, french toast, some micro ravioli, and then he ordered Dominoes.

by the lord god almighty November 6, 2005

Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

by Bill Tregen March 5, 2010

Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010

menchies

A Twitter user’s @-mentions: comments in response to their posts, or other discussion threads they have been tagged in. When a user is mentioned, they are usually notified, which can turn out bad.

When a user replies to a post, the author of the original post is “mentioned”. If the author’s post is controversial or blows up for some reason, they will get lots of repliers in their menchies. This often makes their notifications almost useless, since they’re flooded by responses to one post.

Other times, two or more repliers get into a debate in response to a different user’s original post, littering the OP’s menchies with irrelevant chatter. For obvious reasons, it sucks to get a bunch of notifications on an argument you have no interest in.

Ben just posted that “Waluigi is overrated,” RIP his menchies.

You can have your Haribo vs. Black Forest gummy bear argument, but please, not in my menchies.

by ttdi June 15, 2018

munchie buddy

A friend for life. Somebody who will go toe to toe against any taco and buddy up with you on any burger. You gots to be down for the bacon and be ready to go ham on the pork loin. Your Munchie Buddy doesn't have to necessarily smoke pot, we just know it always makes things better.

"Damn bro, I'm starving! I wish my munchie buddy Chad was here to take down this 10lb taco with me."

by BrownBearsRBest April 13, 2014