meloshitiphobia

The fear of Nicki Minaj

"Dude I just got prescribed medical marijuana because I have meloshitiphobia" "Starships are mean-" slap

by TheAwesomFuck May 17, 2014

man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

melons

A fruit, generally a fruit.

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.

by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005

MELONS

big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010

Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

melts

The response to an extremely flattering of erotic comment indicating that the recipient is overcome with emotion to the point that their body instantly relaxes or they get butterflies in the stomach.

Lady, I don't know what I want more right now, your body or your mind." Response:"Melts.

by HTflatterpanties September 24, 2010