mellied

the act of surviving an onslaught of lies prompted by intoxication and carelessness.

She told you she didn't have the clap?!
-ohhh! You got mellied!

by Cxcx99 November 4, 2007

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Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".

Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020

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millies

Female compliment to the spide. Dress the same as their male counterparts and appear to be immune to contraceptive methods. Like a good shag every weekend and are partial to the odd 'gluebag'. they also enjoy bitch-fights and like bands such as Scooter and other assorted trance and happy hardcore acts. They wear massive earrings which would put Pat Butcher to shame. Name comes from working in the Mills, millworkers shortened to millies.

Look at the state of thon milly. I would touch her with yours.

by Al Bundy August 22, 2003

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mullies

A sapling of the marijuana plant.
A baby mull plant

"dude stop taking all of the mullies leafs , I'm trying to grow them"
"I gotta go water the mullies"

by Schrambo March 2, 2004

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Mellisa

Mellisa can mean 'Honey Bee'. But can also mean Frail, Beautiful, and Thin. Not only is it that but Mellisa is, obviously, a womans name. Usually these women are frail thin, and decently beautiful.

Mmmm this is some good Mellisa.
Shes so Mellisa, She needs to eat something!
Ooh he called her Mellisa, how cute.

by JJC & Micky May 17, 2008