mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

Mell

Sexiest woman alive. Who loves her friends in a gay way and loves her fruits because she is fruity. An awesome girlfriend to all boyfriends.

Jack: OMG, Mell is such an amazing woman. I would totally date her.
Joesph: No, shes mines! *turns emo*
Jack: *turns into a wolf*
*fights*
*dies of mells existence*

by yourmomscoochiewasbussing September 2, 2021

mell

Refers to a horse addicted woman, normally when they have brown hair and galaxy eyes

1. Man, did you see her with the horse? She’s such a mell
2. I dated a mell 2 years ago, best decision

by Gkid1005 November 24, 2021

Melle

Inteelt.

Hidde: Kanker melle
kanker inteelt

by Nhinki menjaj May 23, 2019

Melling

Good bloke, funny, likes a curry, Presidential material, oh and a well endowed...

What a Melling, he'll be the 1958 Society President one day.

by Jotham1976 July 4, 2017

Melle

He is average height and has the biggest Dick in the hole world. He is a hot and Nice person and of you see him you cant look away. He is a honest and modest.

Girl: wow Melle you have a big Dick
Melle: uh thanks i guess

by Jayjayjdjdhrjxkd November 22, 2021