mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

mell

Refers to a horse addicted woman, normally when they have brown hair and galaxy eyes

1. Man, did you see her with the horse? She’s such a mell
2. I dated a mell 2 years ago, best decision

by Gkid1005 November 24, 2021

Melle

Inteelt.

Hidde: Kanker melle
kanker inteelt

by Nhinki menjaj May 23, 2019

Mell

Sexiest woman alive. Who loves her friends in a gay way and loves her fruits because she is fruity. An awesome girlfriend to all boyfriends.

Jack: OMG, Mell is such an amazing woman. I would totally date her.
Joesph: No, shes mines! *turns emo*
Jack: *turns into a wolf*
*fights*
*dies of mells existence*

by yourmomscoochiewasbussing September 2, 2021

Melle

A Norwegian slang word that loosely means «how are you doing» that can be used in many situations. The term can be used as a greeting, a question or as an ironic way of saying hello. The term can be used in two ways, either as just the word «melle» or as a more complete informal sentence « ka han melle».

Hansen said «ka han melle» when he saw his friend morten K in the street.

Markus saw his mate Kristian tobias at school and said «melle».

by TurboThomas June 4, 2019

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023