The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'
Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus
by nocheesetonight July 05, 2007
1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.
Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.
by Bear Man Sr. February 09, 2020
A person of any gender that has massive amount of rizz but is done in a jester-esque way, this sexy individual will sweep you off your feet with their jingle bell poulaines and take you to the land of giggles
by Exceptional g October 07, 2023
Style and Ease Master, you have good taste and knowledge of fashion without acting like a faggot, yet you still are seen as fucken' esh and no one wants to mess with you
Fuck Elliot is the Steeze Meister! He is such a sick cunt, he must be a fan of Capital Steeze on Facebook
by SteezKing1er January 15, 2013
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