Metroness

Pointless drivel, usually offensive.

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"

by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004

metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.

Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.

by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011

Meronia

Mello x Near.

Literally the best ship in Death Note.

Person 1: Meronia is my OTP.
Person 2: Immaculate taste.

by Thingsthatmakeyouhmmm April 10, 2021

metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).

If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.

by P Shawn April 21, 2006

Mogrons

Brain energy measurement.

To work out that sum I used 23 mogrons.

by Missjayohdee November 30, 2011

Meron

The most sexy person who will run you over with her minivan and steal your identity.

I’m creaminggg there’s a meron!!

by Bigbiddy November 22, 2021

metronatural

Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.

Seattle is metronatural.

by Eric Haddock November 6, 2008