MegBot

The outrageous idea that Meg White, from the rock band The White Stipes, is actually a robot that Jack White built to replace the original Meg White who died in a car accident.

Megbot evidence: "And I'm talking to myself at night Because I can't forget/ ...And the message coming from my eyes says leave it alone" From Seven Nation Army. Jack is still haunted by the loss of Meg, but something inside is telling him it's time to move on.

by Abstract September 22, 2008

acting the maggot

messing around acting lazy, unfocused; not doing what you're suppose to be doing

He was in here last night acting the maggot. Ordered a bowl of soup and fell asleep in it!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018

Princess Maggot

The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.

Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 19, 2022

Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.

Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

by mikethemilf March 26, 2009

maggot dick

a term meaning a very white and small penis

boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up

by jon gaona March 12, 2008

act the maggot

Ireland To behave in a foolish, childish, or annoying manner.

Settle down and don't act the maggot!

by Keith Gaughan April 26, 2006