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megatron syndrome 

act like a total dick to a family member or friend for no reason just for the hell of it. usually yelling or swearing for no reason so you can get your point across.
Ryan: FUCKKKK!!!! AAAAGH!
Austin: what are you talking about?
Frankie: dont mind him he has megatron syndrome
Austin: wow what a Asshole!
Ryan: DO AS I COMMAND!
Frankie: NEVER DICK WEED

G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"

G1 Megatron by LM July 10, 2006

Megatron's Butthole 

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.

MEGATROID 

a pellican who is able to create artistic figures of other pellicans
have you seen megatroid, " yeah shes a pretty cool pellican"
MEGATROID by cookie kunts June 21, 2021
Megatron is a fictional character from the Transformers franchise created by American toy company Hasbro in 1984, based on a design by Japanese toy company Takara. Usually portrayed as a villain, Megatron is the supreme leader of the Decepticons, a faction of war mongering Transformers who seek to conquer their home planet
Megatron is a pain in the optimist problems ass
Megatron by Sentinel prime November 1, 2021
Decepticon from transformers, leader.
Also known as starscream's daddy.
Spends most of his time plotting against the autobots, tottally sucks in transformers prime and never fought anyone.
Starscream: *kills megatron*
Megatron: *somehow comes back to life and beats starscream*
Starscream: *somehow comes back*
Megatron by Ariel Aries January 7, 2021