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Megs are nice as hell, funny as hell, likeable as hell, cute as hell--basically, she's fucking hell. She's a heartbreaker without realizing it. Meg might be short for Megan or Megumi. She is the vision of a perfect girl. If you fall for a Meg and she falls for you, you have the title of the luckiest dude in the world. If she doesn't feel for you, you're in deep shit. Symptoms include: depression, insomnia, increased stuttering, increased staring at her, and increased praying to God.
Dear God,

Have mercy, I am dying. End these feelings for Meg quickly, I beg of you.
by yamachii November 27, 2012
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Meg: a best friend; sister; wife; birthday girl. She is always there if you need help and won't hesitate from beating someone down. She is loyal and won't take no shit from nobody. Sometimes the words get to her but she always has her best friend tori and boyfriend to comfort her. Happy birthday Meg love tori
Tori: hey Meg happy birthday girl
Meg: awe thanks Bae
Tori: anytime
Ry: mine!!
by Lmsdefs June 20, 2016
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1. A name given to mainly females. This name can be a short form for Megan, Margeret, Maggie or Megumi (Japanese). Meg is usually an English name, with Greek origin meaning "pearl". (μαργαριτάρι, margaritári)

2. A million bytes of data, short for megabyte, or 1/1000th of a gigabyte. This is derived from the SI prefix -mega which has a multiplier of 1,000,000. A typical 1920x1080 JPEG image or a minute of mp3 audio at 128kbps will be about 1 meg in size. A floppy disk holds 1.44 MB, while a 64GB phone stores 64 thousand megs.

3. A massive shark known as the Otodus megalodon that went extinct 3.6 million years ago. It can grow to a length exceeding 20m (65ft), weighing over 60 tons (130,000 lb), and has a bite force of more than 100 kN, or 25,000 lb-force.
Meg is considered very attractive. If you have met Meg, she would be usually swarmed with many guys around her.
Hi, my name is Megumi. You can call me Meg for short.

I have been trying to download this 700 meg movie file. Problem is, it takes forever on my dial up connection. I should upgrade to a 100 mbps broadband line.
My phone is running out of storage space, it is down to barely a hundred megs the last time I checked. I guess I can't download this video file then.

Have you watched The Meg? It is a movie about a giant prehistoric shark attacking an underwater facility. Its jaws are wide enough to consume a whale whole!
by KGT UserCast October 5, 2021
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a sexy girl who is in love with the hot man who says heh
are you horny for some meg loving?
by Misty the Mesmerizing April 9, 2004
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a very beautiful name for the coolest pperson everrrr
--jessi
meg is cooler than you are
by jessicayoyo December 28, 2007
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A really cool girl who is funny and cute
My roommate Meg is so cool
by Nanacy May 10, 2018
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A word meaning visually impaired. When someone says this word in reference to not being able to see its very polite. Named after a dear friend of the words founder "rialB," he used this as a chance to show appreciation.
Meg: Hello I am "Meg"
rialB: Hello. Look over there

Meg: Sadly, I cannot

rialB: Oh
by Cuck-Master 69 August 17, 2021
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