the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.
Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.
by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 25, 2008
The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 7, 2007
One who suffers of the eponymous disease.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
Example 1)
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
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Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
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Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
by Ade1623 December 19, 2010
when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes
you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).
by dub_es March 5, 2015
This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.
by CattleKardashian January 30, 2017
The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.
have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!
by The Anti Blue Falcon April 24, 2022
The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust February 7, 2007