medicate

another term for smoking weed

Person 1: yo man are you tryna medicate later this afternoon?
Person 2: Hellz yeah

by maxdood January 4, 2012

Mediacracy

A society ruled by Facebook, Twitter, and Google.

21st Century America is a mediacracy.

by Ukulelelike December 21, 2012

hyper mediocrity

Extreme Boredom! featured in 'Emerge'- a song by Fischerspooner, the greatest Eloctro-Goth band in the world.

'Oh my God! I am suffering from hyper mediocrity!'

by Quietwarmth December 30, 2004

Mediocre Zelda

Playing any Zelda game with as many hearts containers, fairies and various other items you can find to make the game as simple and easy as possible.

Robert's Mediocre Zelda run wasn't THAT impressive, every has done that by now.

by synema March 21, 2009

Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

Mediocruccino

The step up from a cheapuccino/fakeuccino. Halfway between instant crap coffee (i.e. Nescafe "gold blend") and proper freshly ground from bean coffee.

JC: Lets get a free coffee from my office before we go to the canteen
JA: Yeah I could use a cheapuccino

<the noble gentlemen JC and JA make their way to JC's office and JC intialises the caffeine dosing machine which then, to their utter delight, dispenses a couple of heated beverages>

JA: This isn't quite a cheapuccino, it's not that bad
JC: Indeed, it's a mediocruccino

by JustXtreme March 18, 2013

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017