Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.
"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."
by Elle.LA May 29, 2008
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Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.
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An insane itchy asshole who spreads his hairy legs for cars. He can be found sticking his fat cock and balls in the tailpipe.
Jeremy: What a fucking penishead. He just stuck his fucking dick in the tailpipe of my new 370z!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!
by itchyasshole January 15, 2011
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He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.
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A person whom is aroused by anything mechanical such as Engines or Robotics (Even non existent things like Gundem Mechs)
Person 1: Dude why are you fucking that exhaust pipe?
Person 2: I'm a mechaphilia
Person 1: That's pretty fucked
Person 2: I'm a mechaphilia
Person 1: That's pretty fucked
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