The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020
Get the Mitch McConnellmug. A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.
Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
by RoderC January 8, 2019
Get the Brad McConnellmug. A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.
by A Dismal Caricature June 15, 2008
Get the Drew McConnellmug. Jamie Mcconnell is someone from Belfast who goes by the name “Black Moose” he is an aspiring pornographer who lost his virginity at the ripe age of 26.
by Ya Boi is thicc November 15, 2019
Get the Jamie Mcconnellmug. by Snagglewaggles January 13, 2021
Get the Load of McConnellmug. Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019
Get the McConnell Maskmug. Page is the melodic glue of the super-group Phish. It is always prefered by jaded vets to site "page-side" at show.
by boart_ August 16, 2006
Get the Page McConnellmug.