Maytag Man

He'll do the dishes.

Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."

Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."

by Bardels January 11, 2010

mahita

awesome, funny and sometimes conceded.

U are such a mahita sometimes...but thats okay

by fangirl12345677789876543 June 5, 2013

maytar

Always laughing, smiley, crazy, and cooky, and loves to sing and dance. Great friend, and has the best hair in the world! Fairy Godmother, and an enchantress, this girl knows how to act! Divalicious!

such a maytar Maytar

by jmo04 February 19, 2013

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008

Madita

The cutest Girl you have seen in your fucking live! You can not imagine how funny and beautiful this person is. When you see her you have a feeling that you always have when you see her and this is a feeling you can not describe... So love her how you've never done it!

Cute person

Beautiful

Madita

by __something__ June 5, 2017