maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

maxeroni

a homo

u see maxeroni (the homo)

by yeppiyeppi November 23, 2021

mahearsh

She is kind, has a body like a godess, to much caring, ya but hardest to seduce, she has cute smile, always care about thier friends and she overthink alot

U have got a body of mahearsh

by Akun+12 November 25, 2021

Maxaroth

Maxaroth is a lolcow who was born on september 11th 2002 at 1:46pm. He is a transgender lowcow (male to female) and he has the brain capacity of a genetically modified carrot. He likes to get industrial (getting high) by using a trumpet with his bong or wearing a gay outfit with a cowboy hat and speaking like a Texan. He has played a trumpet with another mans genitals. He gets mad whenever you call him kyle and has had mutliple hissy fits about it by leaving group chats. During August maxaroth had the police on him for 'unregistered weapons and drink driving' and another time the animal people were called on him about his cat he stole off the street named noodle. His house has worser living conditions too then some peeople who live in favelas...

person 1: Shit man ever seen maxaroth?
person 2: yea man ive heard of kyle he's dirtier then river ghandi

person 1: yea they're fucking stupid

by JEWISHDEATHTOLL1944 November 2, 2025

jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

by balaala June 18, 2024