Maury Show 

A show full of people with many problems. Usually involves people cheating on other people or prostitutes. Also has lots of cussing & sometimes even gay couples.

Maury: Let's bring Tanaya on to the show!

Tanaya's Mother: &&#@&^*@@^%$@^@*$##^%!@&#*#@#^@@^@*#

Therefore, the Maury Show is basically a place for trash.

Maury Show by Kellie!!! June 12, 2009

Maury Povich 

Host of the "Maury" daytime talk show series. Show usually contains corny subjects such as:

1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"

Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.

Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.

Man, did you see Maury Povich today? Shanequa brought on her 54th man to be tested! Yeah, she's a ho.

Maury Povich by Zachary Peterson August 30, 2005

Maury Povich 

a show where white women go to find out who the father is of their mulatto child. sometimes numerous guys are tested. most of the time, the guy is not the father. if the guy is the father, the guy and viewers seem to forget that the women is still a whore for being capable for sleeping with over 15 guys in a period of 1 month.
oh yes.. sometimes other topics are talked about.. but most of the time, paternity tests are needed for the sad growing population of mulatto american children.
goes to show how corrupt american can be.. fo sho!

emily went on maury povich to get jamel and sha'ron tested.. big surprise when it came back either one was the father.. i told that bitch, demar, jordan, de'jon or tyson might be the father. might...

Maury Povich by Patrick Joel May 12, 2008

maury case 

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

maury case by B.fantom June 21, 2010

maury twins 

siblings born the same year with different mamas and the same dad

I just had a maury twins his sister was born an hour ago.

maury twins by kevin John October 2, 2011

Maury Marathon 

When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman

You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!

Maury Marathon by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022

Maury's Wigs 

Chocking someone with a phone cord as in the movie Goodfella's Robert Deniro did with the toupee wearing Maury.

If that guys doesnt pay me i am gonna go all Maury's Wigs on his ass.

Maury's Wigs by bucket stirrer April 1, 2010