A show full of people with many problems. Usually involves people cheating on other people or prostitutes. Also has lots of cussing & sometimes even gay couples.
Maury: Let's bring Tanaya on to the show!
Tanaya's Mother: &&#@&^*@@^%$@^@*$##^%!@&#*#@#^@@^@*#
Therefore, the Maury Show is basically a place for trash.
Tanaya's Mother: &&#@&^*@@^%$@^@*$##^%!@&#*#@#^@@^@*#
Therefore, the Maury Show is basically a place for trash.
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1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"
Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.
Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.
1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"
Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.
Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.
Man, did you see Maury Povich today? Shanequa brought on her 54th man to be tested! Yeah, she's a ho.
by Zachary Peterson August 30, 2005
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a show where white women go to find out who the father is of their mulatto child. sometimes numerous guys are tested. most of the time, the guy is not the father. if the guy is the father, the guy and viewers seem to forget that the women is still a whore for being capable for sleeping with over 15 guys in a period of 1 month.
oh yes.. sometimes other topics are talked about.. but most of the time, paternity tests are needed for the sad growing population of mulatto american children.
goes to show how corrupt american can be.. fo sho!
oh yes.. sometimes other topics are talked about.. but most of the time, paternity tests are needed for the sad growing population of mulatto american children.
goes to show how corrupt american can be.. fo sho!
emily went on maury povich to get jamel and sha'ron tested.. big surprise when it came back either one was the father.. i told that bitch, demar, jordan, de'jon or tyson might be the father. might...
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