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mapping the coast

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
by Short Circuit August 11, 2010
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Darth Mauling It

When you have a strap on in the front and the back and you move your hips back and forth in order to penetrate someone in front and behind you at the same time.
I got two people coming over, imma try darth mauling it tonight.
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mauling

Did you see Johnny mauling that babe at the bar earlier?
by Kazuto Kirigiya January 22, 2014
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sack mapping

shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.
1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."

2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."

You: "me either, lets sack map it."
by the dick fart September 23, 2011
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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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mapping

Level editing, making maps for games like
-Quake
-Half Life
-Unreal
-etc.
by chs February 19, 2004
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mapping the great lakes

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.
I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.
by B*rad August 13, 2007
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