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Matteo is a goofy goober. He's a weirdo and he likes ice cube. He's like really cool but he needs to chill out.
"Matteo is such a goofy goober"

"No kidding bro"
A small Italian midget who knows karate but can't beat up anyone.
Hey dude, stop trying! You're such a Matteo. Go away.
Matteo by PeppaSwag September 19, 2016
a complete jerk who always gets rejected by girls with brown curly hair who's name is a flower
"Matteo sucks dick."
Matteo by grandpa4678197469 January 27, 2022
A very short disrespectful guy, who tends to act like a dick that everyone loves, usually has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, most of the time he has a big family that is catholic with only brothers, when he plays soccer his number is 5, his birthday is usually around august 10-15, and he tends to be nice some times and funny at others but he can sometimes be a big dick.
MATTEO is a dick.
MATTEO by Nick CI November 8, 2016
Matteo is a type of guy so beautiful and he loves very much basketball. His friend's name probably starts whit D, A Or M. But chill down his don't has a gf but a girl who's name starts whit p love him so much. Oh I forgot, he's so simpy and you must be his friend.
Oh wow look at Matteo is very cute today.
Matteo by Aaaluip November 22, 2021
he is mostly Italian his dick is as small as a pepperoni and he also likes to east pastaa
OH his dick so small like pepperoni he must be a Matteo
Matteo by I fuck ur mom December 13, 2018