Matos

Shocking dancer

Yo that kid is a proper Matos

by SpicyBattyCrease October 19, 2020

Mato

To do too much or over exaggerate

Boy 1 -Did you see Elias outfit today?
Boy 2- Yea he had a mato fit today

by potatoseed47 September 26, 2023

Matos

Matos is the type of person that doesnt understand shit, he is clueless most of his lifespan and cant understand anyone or anything.
He is a pretty chill guy, but a fucking dumbass nonetheless.

Hey Matos whats up?

*looks up in the sky*

by Kaecelian September 27, 2019

Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )

These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/

by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Carlos Matos

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!

Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"

by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018