Mathieu has a 6.9 inch penis, he’s the best at all video games, he pulls all the girls, he has all the anime waifus and he is a suspected sex to offender.
Mathieu is cool
by Skekekeke December 10, 2021

by Victorlover123456 May 12, 2022

Usually a really good guitarist. Loves to play guitar and hurt his fingers. A Mathieu is always single, and no one ever wants him.
by Pillowsarecool September 22, 2021

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
by khursheh December 6, 2016

by Gdawggydog December 21, 2023

MY CRUSHIE! He is someone na red flag pero gusto ko parin. I just love his personality and the way he makes me laugh and smile is so addictive that I want to feel the happiness everyday.
by Jeyziz March 12, 2022

A person, who is depressed and always quiet, and is funny some times. A caring soul, he would risk his own life for others. He cares about his family and friends more than his self.
I need a mathieus in my life
by Plz add it February 18, 2020
