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mastrogiorgis

Mastrogiorgis is a huge muscular man with a enormous dick who works on construction or farms with Albanians and likes beer a lot
Τι κοιτάς ρε πουστη;;;;;
Look its mastrogiorgis ruuunnnn
by Mana sou October 24, 2019
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Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.
Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?
by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021
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mastronikolas

Damn is that mr mastronikolas he’s amazing
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Mastrobattista

I had a good Mastrobattista
by LeeRose5549 June 18, 2022
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Mastroc

"The action of going against the fucking bible" - A fucking gayass, 2022
Kitten 1: “Dude, you’re totally mastrocing right now! STOP!"
Kitten 2: “Ok, OwO”
by brysunny July 27, 2022
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Mistrokoigledoink

Mistrokoigledoink is to stab someone 453 times, shoot them 30 times, beat the shit out of them, and then kick them in the jaw.
I will mistrokoigledoink you.
by pickupthephone November 16, 2023
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Mastrobate

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid do it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who mastrobate
by Prince of the Void December 4, 2025
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