mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

Masterchillin

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)

i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!

by john bowendil March 17, 2008

Masterchef

A show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go "Mmmmm".

Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."

by ClassicalMemes April 12, 2020

mastercard

"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!

by Regantelope October 6, 2008

Masterclass

If something is the masterclass it is known to be the best, the greatest

Simone's new trainers are the masterclass

by Golden Child September 22, 2005

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019