mastercalling

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim

i was mastercalling my mom from my room

by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

Mastercry

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.

As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.

by Haxorg May 21, 2014

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

mastervading

The act of using the force to jack off your lightsaber

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.

by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009

Mastercry

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying

Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.

by phyrphly March 21, 2009