Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

Masturbatory

An adjective describing an image, mental or physical, as being suitable for the use of masturbation.

The way you just described that girl gave me a very masturbatory mental image.

by Beanerman4424 February 6, 2013

Masturbatory TV

A television show that jerks the viewer around for weeks or years then leaves then unsatisfied.

After watching the series finale of Lost, I realized it was nothing but masturbatory tv

by Dannysjokes May 25, 2010

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

Masturbatory

* Pronunciation: ma·stur·ba·to·ry

* Function: noun

* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries

* Usage: often attributive

1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.

2. Any place where masturbation occurs.

1. Jerry said he had too much homework to hang out with us. We all know that he's in his masturbatory right now, wankin' it.

2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.

by Lerb21 September 16, 2009