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maisarah

Maisarah is from arabic words.

يسر.

Which means ease.

But 'Maisarah' means easiness, glorious, and sometimes it it used to say 'left wing' in a war. Used by Arab people.

Rasulullah p.b.u.h used to trade with a guy who named Maisarah.

Maisarah can be used to call a funny girl. Clever and always determine in what they do. Sometimes they are matured, sometimes annoying.
Teekay: Hahaha. You're so funny. I like to be your friend.

Maisarah: Well, you know me.
by KucingPandaiBerenang December 26, 2016
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Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
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Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
by Milan the dude April 22, 2015
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Mahsa

Gender: Female
Origin: Persian.

Meaning:
Like the Moon, PERFECT.

Amazing, VERY ATTRACTIVE, nice, beautiful, very INTELLECTUAL.

Normally has a very high intuition and sees easily trough other people.

Mahsa equals succes.

A really good and warm friend, the nicest.

Someone who always gets noticed, just by being them self.

Very down to earth, but sparkly.

MAHSA IS PERFECTION.
"There is Mahsa, WOW lovely"

" I did a Mahsa" = I did something and it turned out perfect.

"It's a Mahsa" = it's Perfect; It's gorgeous; It's sparkly; It's Like the moon.

Like a Mahsa= It's very wise;
by Kmilan November 28, 2010
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Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019
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Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage
Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?
by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018
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Area 51 Massacre

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
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