Mastake 

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.

An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))

Mastake by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012

mastan 

Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.

I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!

mastan by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017

Masataka 

Masataka is a sexy Japanese boy who loves noodles and has a giant penis. All of the girls love him.

"OMG! Masataka is here! He looks so hot!"

Masataka by FUCKYOU69420 November 13, 2019

Mastalski 

Verb- going off topic

Jake just Mastalskied

Mastalski by Cole-O May 11, 2022

Marita 

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

They love marita to come to the 🥳

Marita by Brainjj April 13, 2019

Mashta 

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes and pasta.

Person 1: What should we have for dinner tonight?
Person 2: I fancy some Mashta.

Mashta by Emalay Emalo December 20, 2020

marital arts 

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

marital arts by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018