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bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly
Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.
by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008
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Christina masiello

A girl who is just drop dead gourgous with the prettiest smile. A sex machine with rockin curves. Has brown hair and fun size. A girl with the best personality.
Damn that girl has curves like a Christina masiello
by Thesexiestsexmachine December 18, 2013
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Potato Masher

The potato masher was/is a British wording for the German Army's Stielgranate 24. It was used by every the entire Wehrmacht.

Due to it's shape and appearance it was called potatomasher by the British forces. The video game Call of Duty 2 features this fact. Interestingly the Soviet Red Army's soldiers are calling the stick grenade potato masher also.

Nowadays the German Modell 24 Stielgranate is one of the most easily recognized WWII small arms.
In the USA the Stielgranate is collected like stamps by some collecters. Especially the US soldiers returning home took one or more home with them as a "Souvenir out of the Reich".
Call of Duty 2 example: "Potato masher! Run!"
by The_Emperor July 13, 2009
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Pussy Masher

by Organiz3d Chaos June 5, 2021
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Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
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Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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Masinello

The 'Masinello' word was countered from a Italian Historian in ancient times. The word itself is used in hatrid.
you fucken Masinello.
by paulymassyyyy July 28, 2010
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