mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

kos-mashang

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "mashang" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-mashang" /k(something between schwa and c:)s mashang/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-mashang" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek".

"Kos-mashango nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

A:"In dadashet chera injoori bood? Hamash dasht darmourede sookht sohbat mikard."
B: "Velesh kon, baba. Kos-mashange."
English: A:"Why was your brother like that? All the time he was talking about fuel." B:"Don't worry about it, he is a geek."

"Be oon dadashe kos-mashangetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her

Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

button-mashing

1. rapidly pressing buttons in a game

2.pressing buttons without a sense of what they do

Marcus was button-mashing trying to acheive a combo in the game

by UltPowerx June 19, 2012