Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins is a strain of cannabis created and cultivated by Mykilo Sosa, an activist and connoisseur who currently resides in Northern Indiana. Its true genetics remain a secret, but there are elements of Hashplant (Sensi Seeds), LSD Lifesaver x Deisel Sour(Bog Seed Co.), and various others Mr. Sosa has grown in the past.

Mr. Sosa, why do you call this particular strain of cannabis Mary Poppins?
Well, because its that super-cali-fragilistic-expiali-doja; like some of that real Cali shit!

by Qorn36 December 3, 2010

Mary Poppins Vagina

A girl whose vagina is so huge it almost seems magical. She can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of "small town USA" in it- at the same time. When she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her "special belongings" don't fall out. Beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration... if you can find your way out. The gift that keeps on giving...
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Yeah, I've heard she has a Mary Poppins Vagina.

by MaryPoppinz177 October 8, 2011

Mary Poppins

1. Perfection.

2. Those stupid girls who look good in a fucking sack and can play in mud and look like a beauty queen. They get the promotions, the pay rises and the gorgeous clothes.
You secretly want to stab these people in the back on the head with scissors.

1. Aaaah! Look at that skirt! You would look Mary Poppins in it!

2. Oh fuck me! Leah is such a Mary Poppins I want to stab her in the back of the head with scissors

by GODFREY! March 4, 2009

Mary Poppin

To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening

I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!

You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!

by GodsFavoriteHonkey April 16, 2009

mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

Mary Poppins

A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.

She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.

I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.

by doubledotted October 29, 2010

mary power

Some cool chick. She's smart but parties hard! The type of girl you wanna hangout with.

"Hey is that Mary Power? "

by Triggernigger October 4, 2016